*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
my nose is cold
put it in the oven
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you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought
Lord farquaad will be okay
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"