cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

heathyr:

I’M WORTH 5 DOLLARS

HIS FACE

HE WAS SO INSULTED

image

perchu:

perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

230,000 notes, Love this website

breakmyheartfuck:

radcanine:

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
| if you read this you’re gay 
|________ _ ___|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ”

well fuck

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.