yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in

scentedfurniture:

hannibalbalchild:

librariandominatrix:

when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts 

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what the fuck is a lesbian haircut?? image

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bioshockalacka:

"Only on [system I don’t have]!"

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austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

  • Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.