i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta
Artists Who Make Me Cry - Phil Noto 
this isnt a blog this is art
welcome to night vale.
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
Nelson Mandela dies at 95
Former South African President Nelson Mandela has died, President Jacob Zuma announced Thursday.
See more at Breaking News.
Photo: Mandela takes the oath on May 10, 1994, during his inauguration in Pretoria as the country’s first black president. “The time for the healing of the wounds has come,” Mandela said. “The moment to bridge the chasms that divide us has come. The time to build is upon us.” (Walter Dhladhla / AFP - Getty Images)
The most British man to ever British.
I’ve always wanted to work with Matt Damon, he is really someone I look up to. I don’t mean to draw a comparison but I was told from a young age I looked like him. I think I probably used that “How about them apples?” line to unsuccessfully hit on girls for years. Didn’t work.
#because I’m straight of course
did I misinterpret something or?
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”